One major event I forgot to mention in my previous post about the people I encounter at Hartford is one of much significance: Friday’s Open Mic Night. A night filled with 60s-80s folk and pop songs performed by people who should never, ever sing in public and really awful poetry. Some of you may have [...]
As with many jobs in the service industry, you deal with some strange people. Many of my tweets lately have reflected such weirdos that enter Hartford Coffee Company and the weird things they do. These weirdos have nicknames, but I realize after receiving a few responses from some of you that you don’t have the [...]
Posted: September 4th, 2009 under 15 mins, Funny, Work.
Tags: #freepaperlady, #howfire, #joancusakmom, coffee, Food, Funny, hartford coffee co, hobos, kids, milk, moms, riverfront times, st louis post dispatch, twitter, Work
This comment is in response to the site Hot Chicks with Douchebags and their HCwDB of the week: Today’s weekly is a bit more difficult than previous weeks for sure, as mentioned throughout these comments. But the trained bag hunter must always be mentally consulting his ‘bag checklist for the scrotest of the scrote. With [...]
Microsoft’s Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld have joined forces in an ad campaign for Windows. So far they’ve been humorous, and about essentially “nothing” just like Jerry’s old show. The most recent commercial can be found many places, but here’s one:http://digg.com/tech_news/Second_Installment_of_Gates_And_Seinfield_Saga On the same page, another digger had something rather funny to say about it: [...]
Caitlin suckered my into coming up to the office, and then I was conned into writing a few articles. The first one is a review of one of Greenville local restaurants: La Hacienda Jalisco This Ranch-styled restaurante serves up the finest traditional mexican cuisine this side of Juarez. You’ll feel like Clint Eastwood in “Two [...]
Posted: September 4th, 2008 under Funny, Writing.
Tags: browser, burrito ranchero, chori pollo, chrome, comic book, espanol, firefox, Food, Funny, Gmail, Google, google calendar, Greenville, IE, IE8, internet explorer, java script, La Hacienda Jalisco, Mexican, Microsoft, mozilla, Nerd, safari, spanish, Web dev
Last night started out like any other night. I went to bed and I had a little bit of trouble falling asleep somehow, and around 2am I’m in the half-sleep, half-wake stage. The reason I know that I was at this point at 2am is because I was startled awake by a dude on a [...]
Today is, and depending on when you read this, was the day after Thanksgiving. It’s commonly called “Black Friday” because of the onslaught of shoppers on this day given that most stores have sales, and sometimes really good sales. Today I had to work at the Apple store in the Galleria. More or less, it [...]
Posted: November 29th, 2007 under Community, Funny.
Tags: Apple, Apple Store, black friday, brad ritter, david hoag, fugazi, Funny, Galleria, Greenville, ibook, ibook g4, repeater, St. Louis, thanksgiving, That's Awkward
Normally, I name things whatever I want. Male, female, whatever. The computer’s name is and shall be Steve.