This is too funny.  There’s a couple pretty sweet lines, but it’s mostly ridiculous.  The sweet ones are bolded.  This is a piece I wrote for the Papyrus on April Fools’ Day, April 5th, 2006: These pretzels are making me thirsty… You wouldn’t believe just how much I’ve eaten in the past two hours, just [...]

for work, when I go to college fairs and make good contacts, I mark their inquiry card with “HOTT” so I know to call them later about applying. In the back of my mind, I had a feeling that the choice of “HOTT” was a double entendre and I partially hoped someone would think something [...]

…like I want to move so bad this past week or two.  I’ve run so many possibilities through my head.  They include: – Nashville, with M. Good.  Well, near M. Good.  And eventually the Futures. – Hampton, back home, which is where I will be some day. – Atlanta, internship with M. Goldman. – Chicago, [...]