This is too funny.  There’s a couple pretty sweet lines, but it’s mostly ridiculous.  The sweet ones are bolded.  This is a piece I wrote for the Papyrus on April Fools’ Day, April 5th, 2006: These pretzels are making me thirsty… You wouldn’t believe just how much I’ve eaten in the past two hours, just [...]

These pretzels are making me thirsty… You wouldn’t believe just how much I’ve eaten in the past two hours, just take a guess… I’m sitting across from Brandon Ross and he smells like flour, that cake-eater… If I could just have two things in this life one would be satisfaction… Yeah, right, surely, who do [...]

Yet again, another article that was printed in the Papyrus.  This is the last one for this semester, next one will be late January. Sometimes I Have To Put My Foot In My Mouth I’m a hypocrite. I realized this when I got back from Thanksgiving break. I’ve written several articles this semester dealing with [...]

This week’s Papyrus article. Lately I’ve been really lonely. This time last year I had been broken up with my girlfriend of 3 years for about a month, and I was having a really hard time. Since then, her and I got back together briefly in January, and I had another girlfriend for about a [...]

Here’s this week’s Papyrus article.  It kind of stems from my previous post.  I was going to just rework that into an article, but I came up with this instead. When did “how are you doing?” become a standard form of greeting?  So often, while walking around campus, I will see someone I want to [...]

This weeks Papyrus article: Here is God’s Will Why do we search for God’s will for us is like it is some sort of mystery? We act as if God has hidden it and it is now our task to pull out a magnifying glass and search underneath anything and everything to find it. I remember [...]

Here’s my Papyrus article for this week.  I like how I turned out. The Compassion of Christ Luke 19:41 “As he came near and saw the city [of Jerusalem,] he wept over it…” Why does Jesus weep over the city of Jerusalem?  Is it because he knows he is about to suffer and die there?  [...]