“Welcome to the 'Jessica Sucks' Journal!
This is place where you can find out all the ways Jessica has dissapointed Chase.
Make yourself at home! Read the backlog to find out where we are now and what you have missed.
Today's entry will be unusual because Jessica did not really do anything wrong! (Gasp!)
Chase acted like a stupid _______ and decided to rub in a tiny mistake she made and was an overall jerk.
Now, do not be alarmed. This is very not typical.
We'll be back in the next couple days I'm sure where Jessica has screwed up.
But in the meantime enjoy Chase's idiocy and happy sixteen months.”
(Note: Meant to be taken as humorous in the fact that it is usually Chase's mistake and not Jessica's.)